Roastly
Free Roast
A fast, shareable reality check.
$0
forever
- Overall score
- 3 biggest problems
- Shareable roast result
Brutally honest AI
We don'tsugarcoat.We roast.
An AI-powered roast that exposes what's holding your business back—then tells you exactly how to fix it.
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Roast it AI analysis Brutally honest Actionable fixes
ROASTLY / VERDICT
Live previewOverall
63
NEEDS HEAT
Website71
Brand48
SEO32
Conversion54
Biggest problem
“Your homepage looks like it was designed by three people who have never met.”
Fix this first: explain what you sell in the first five seconds.
Funny verdict. Serious fix list.
01
No generic fluff
Every punchline points at a real marketing problem.
02
Private by default
You choose whether your scorecard leaves the group chat.
03
Built to share
Turn the verdict into a post your audience cannot ignore.
The process
Truth hurts.Growth doesn't.
The audit you've been avoiding, with enough personality to make you read the whole thing.
Start your roast- 01
Drop the evidence.
Paste a public website, Instagram profile, Google Business Profile, or upload a screenshot.
- 02
Take the heat.
Roastly reads the room: copy, branding, SEO, mobile UX, proof, CTAs, and conversion friction.
- 03
Leave sharper.
Get the verdict, a shareable scorecard, and a prioritized fix list your business can actually use.
What you get
A roast you'll laugh at.A scorecard you'll use.
The full picture
See exactly where the business is leaking attention.
Roasts are grounded in the things that decide whether a visitor understands, trusts, and acts: positioning, brand, SEO, social proof, mobile experience, and conversion paths.
Website and page clarity
Search visibility
Brand and positioning
Calls to action
Trust signals
Conversion friction
Share the damage
Your verdict was made for the group chat.
Post a shareable result. Let your audience see you take the feedback like a grown-up.
Choose your heat
Start with the truth.
Pick the depth of feedback your business needs. No payment or plan changes here—just a clearer way in.
Most wanted
Full Audit
For owners ready to fix what hurts.
$19
one time
- Full marketing audit
- SEO analysis
- Competitor comparison
- 20+ recommendations
Roastly
Rewrite
Analysis plus sharper homepage copy.
$49
one time
- Everything in Full Audit
- AI homepage rewrite
- SEO titles and descriptions
- CTA and conversion plan
Roastly
Monitoring
Keep your marketing from backsliding.
$99
per month
- Monthly re-roast
- Competitor tracking
- SEO monitoring
- Fresh recommendations
No soft questions
The fine print.
Ready when you are